I'm looking at a list of games from 2012 and I see Angry Birds 2 on the NES. A moment of silence. Then it hits me — this can't be real. Angry Birds wrapped up their era on mobile devices and console ports nobody remembers. The NES had been buried for twenty years by 2012. Something doesn't add up here.

Without concrete information about what the game is supposed to contain, I can really only speculate: some demo version, a fan game, or one of those dodgy freeware knockoffs that borrowed the name of a famous franchise and did whatever it wanted with it. Angry Birds on 8-bit? That's exactly the kind of project that lacks both the technical foundation and the sense to exist.

If it were an actual port, we'd likely be looking at pixelated birds flying across rooftops, limited physics and controls that would inevitably suffer from the fact that the NES wasn't built for touch sensitivity. Anger Bird 2 on NES would be an attempt to cram a mobile casual game into an 8-bit box — and it would shatter in the process.

This combination — retro console, modern casual game, unclear data — feels like a bottomless pit. Without a credible source or firsthand experience from anyone who's played it, there's not much more to say than that it's probably more of a curiosity piece than an actual playable game.